Why be a BIATCH

BITCH BITCH BITCH BIATCHH. lol. GRRR. MAN BITCH MAN BIATCH.Seriously you people create such bad auras. LIKEEEEE, is it even necessary? Everytime, I deal with it and continue to ignore it and try and not be a bitch back. But OMG I'm feeling the bitchiness coming. Understand, I need to release mang. Not worth it really. But I'm feeling it.

OMG I hate toes

Toes are so freaking ugly. I hate heels that show too much feet. I can't help it but find it really hideous lol. It's worse when the toes protrude out from the heels. If you can't imagine that yourself, here's a photo I found on google LOL.

I totally googled "open toe heels, toes sticking out".haha. However, there are the few who have very nice soft pretty feet (ermm Kalp LAWL).Though this is rare as hell.

Anyway guess what mum made me do today. She made me cut t.t's toe nails. If you don't already know, t.t's my youngest sister, she's in grade 4 I think...Well yeah, I had to cut her toe nails but it wasn't so bad because her toe nails are so soft. When you're as young as t.t everything is soft and nice and smooth and sensitve.

So once I was done, at 10 at night, mum calls me into her room to cut herrr toe nails while she watches a chinese drama.LOL. And omg, when I cut into her nail, the nail literally fly into my hand, on my face, basically everywhere because her nail's so freaking hard.

LOL sorry if you're disgusted but soon enough you'll experience it yourself. I'm sure you can't have soft toe nails all of your life. Gawd, can't believe I wrote a blog about toes but hey, someone's got to notice the toes for once and give them some attentionnnnnnnn.

Kalpss

God, I laugh heaps. That corny smile for some reason, is always on my face. OMG. so freaking corny. I eat too much now. All kalps fault. haha. Yes I blame YOU. Food. Food.Food.Subway, chicken fillet with southern islands (I think that's the right name), cheese (chedda?can't remember), italian herbs bread?hallopenos (don't know how to spell it but its the most awesome pickled chilli you can get on bread, like seriously, it's a must have).

What else is nice? Maccas, crispy chicken deluxe without the crispy deluxe bun, WITH the quarter pounder bun. Yum. That always fill my big stomach up. The lions pub fish(in beer batter) and chips has got to be the best one I've had. Pronto pizza, roasted potato topping.OMGGG.best pizza. I HATE other pizzas cause they have ham in it.

And I hate ham, spam, bacon........basically anything with pork fat in it, except bbq-ed pork because the skin gets fully crunchy and tasty. Oh wait I don't mind spam that's fully fried though, but then there's got to be alot of sugar over it.

omg.love sugar.But omg I'm on a no sugar diet because I'm old now and I don't want high sugar blood cause Kalps says it's bad.

Anyway, Kalps, you see how the subject of Kalps ended up on the subject of food? Yeah, seriously you should condition something else to your name, such as gym, because "gym is life".

t.t called me a juice maker. Cool.

Mum made me stay home

Woke up at lykkk 12. Had some banh chung (asian sticky rice thingo that's eaten during new years) with sugar. Watched some doctor Philly and got bored because it wasn't dramatic enough for me.

The big sis fried me chicken for lunch. Had that with plain bread and cucumbers (stole Merry's idea :)). With the leftover oil I fried the left over banh chung because it tastes nice like that. Had a piece, it was nice but got scared of gaining more weight so I left it for the kids for when they get home.

Theen I had a shower, walked around the house with the towel still holding my hair up. Took the clothes in, folded them, and sorted out too many socks today.

Made orange juice (5 cups for the kids and mama). And damn, that took a while. I also didn't realise I was juicing the oranges wrong until after a few were aleady done. Realised that you're suppose to put the top thingo of the juicer right at the centre of the orange. Twist it at the same spot until it dries then start working around the rest of the orange. LOL. I'm talking about how to juice an orange.

Ermmmmmmm. For the rest of the dayyy they'd be more cleaning and hopefully there's something good on tele tonight. Damn I miss Kalpssssssssssssss.